The Biography

Caitlyn De Abreu is a known actor, jock, musician and sexy beast. Also known for a past in modelling. May she rest in peace, forever drumming excruciatingly loud in hell alongside her favorite vocalist Morrissey of the Smiths. If she were here today she would make mention to her highschool friends/support group/band dutchie, pfuffernüssen, boer and aussie. She was known to her loved ones as Caity Pie. She would also like it to be known that her sony headphones accompanied her in her tomb. In her will it states her vinyl collection will go to a dearest german friend, leather jacket to the boerepompie, and book collection to her fellow coloniser dutchie. Forever in our hearts, Caity Pie.